4/5 A sexy alien movie....yeah,thats right...sexy!
  by Bob Whitley (San luis obispo, CA)
This movie is about an alien fungus that can mimic any human female it touches.The fungus is brought aboard a space ship that is doing scientific research and while the sexy female asian scientist examins it the fungus shoots a kind of myst at her.The myst gets the sexy scientist turned on and she starts to masturbate,and while this is happening the fungus creates a copy of her and quickly has sex with the rest of the ships crew.After the alien female is captured it quickly escapes the area 51 type facility and the fbi agents on the case learn that the last person to have sex with the alien has a mental link with it.Kira Reed plays the lead role of the female fbi agent on the case and she,her male partner and a few sexy women go on the hunt for the filthy minded alien.This movie is not only hot but is also very funny in the way it spoofs the X-Files.There have been many Adult movies that spoof pop culture but most of them just seem stupid but this movie does it well because it doesn't take itself too seriously.There are a lot of good sex scenes in this thing as well as many beautiful women such as Kira Reed,Gabriella Hall and the most beautiful woman on the planet Kim Yates(she plays the female alien at the end).If your gonna get one sexy alien movie your whole life get this one.Just make sure you get the UNRATED version of this movie because the R-rated version has all the sex taken out just like all R-rated softcore movies.If your gonna buy softcore movies ALWAYS GET UNRATED VERSION!

5/5 Great eroticomedy
  by Bibliomaniac (New York, New York)
This film earns five stars out of five for being a great all-around postmodern sci-fi retro parody. "Alien Files" was filmed in 1997 but was not released under that name. I recall seeing it late one night on Cinemax 10 years ago as "Sex Files: Alien Erotica." I bought what was renamed the "Alien Files" DVD in 2000 for $5 (I can't believe it's out of print and being sold for $50 now!), watched it once, and didn't pick it up again until yesterday, when I thought it was time for another viewing. I never watched the X Files when it was on, but have recently been doing so for the past 4 years. I must say in retrospect that not only is this an excellent X Files spoof, it's got elements of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Species, and the Alien films by Ridley Scott. The lighting, theme song, background score, and acting is very much like the X-Files as is the premise of an alien fungus causing women to become frenzied nymphs. It's also got a scary edge as was the case in the X Files, except here, no one is getting gruesomely killed. The best scene in the whole film is only a few minutes into it, and illustrates how the fungus was able to infect the people of earth from far out in space. A lot of care went into making this scene, so this first human encounter with the alien fungus is very detailed, protracted, and involved. The fungus first infects Dr. Claire Danning, the spacecraft's female doctor played by actress Delphine Pacific, after she brings a piece of it (it looks like a Christmas wreath) into the spacecraft to examine it in her lab. After analyzing the plant and becoming satisfied that it is indeed originally from space, she proceeds to poke and prod it until she notices that the specimen is beginning to ooze a pink liquid that looks a lot like hair gel. All of a sudden, BAM!--Dr. Danning pokes the fungus too many times and is sprayed full in the face by its spores. The fungus spores cause Dr. Danning to get dizzy, feverish, very turned on, and (literally) to frantically rip her clothes off and rub the fungus' secretions all over her naked body and pleasure herself. What makes this scene simultaneously erotic and comedic is the radical switch that Dr. Danning's character undergoes: Delphine Pacific (VERY HOT) is made up to look like a frumpy "Ugly Bettyish" nerd with horn-rimmed glasses, white lab coat, pocket protector, and clipboard. But under her uniform, (as a reviewer above mentions) Dr. Danning has a tight hard body, has erect nipples about 1 inch long, is not wearing underwear or a bra, and is completely shaven below. After causing her to go all horny, strip, smear, and slide, the fungus then generates a clone of Dr. Danning, leaving the exhausted and naked Dr. Claire Danning passed out on the floor. The cloned Dr. Danning is a sex-crazed nymphomaniac who proceeds to spread the contagion to other members of the crew. The alien fungus generates a clone of each person it infects and also causes people to hallucinate the people they desire. When the spacecraft landed, it infected two security guards, and then spread across the country through strip joints, diners, and bars--with the FBI hot on its trail. There is a lot of simulated sex and real nudity in this film, and some cheesy effects as well as interesting animation towards the end.

2/5 DON"T WASTE YOUR MONEY
  by Edward C. Jones III
I bought this film and I was dissapointed. I mean, yes, the women are beautiful, but the film itself is a dud. I'd like to say this is a good R rated movie, but I can't; while the sex scenes aren't much beyond an R movie, the storyline sucks. Don't get me wrong, I think this movie has a lot of potential; an alien fungus that takes the form of women, (I'm glad they didn't have it attack men, because I don't want to see that) but that's where the good idea stops. This sex crazed alien starts having less than belivable sex with many men it goes by.
I think it should have more (and better) girl girl sex than the one feeling/rubbing scene it has.

I think the title of the review is the best way to put it.

4/5 Better Than Average
  by Joshua Koppel (Chicago, IL United States)
During the opening credits one realizes that "Alien Files" is not really the title of this film. The real title has been edited over (I don't know if they were in conflict with a certain television series or a series of books from England). Two FBI agents have been brought in when a space mission returns from a tragic journey.

The astronauts encountered some space fungus and then were seduced by a shapechanging alien. Only one of the crew has managed to escape. But soon the agents find themselves chasing the alien across the country. They also learn a shocking secret about an earlier space mission.

Lots of sex fills out this erotic parody of a popular show. The story is good enough to stand separately from the sex and that is unusual. There si even mention of a coming sequel so if you like this one you might be able to see more. If you like erotic films with a good story backing it up you will probably like this one.


1/5 Don't Order This Version!
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Don't make my mistake of ordering this version. The cover does not say whether it's R-rated or unrated, but it must have been heavily edited to take out all the good parts. I saw nothing but the back of the girls or quick, fuzzy glimpses of the front. Very frustrating & non-erotic. No comparison whatsoever to Femalien, Virtual Encounters, or Lolida 2000. Why would Amazon or MTI studio even want to sell this version thru internet is beyond me since it only hurts the sale & marketing of the unrated version. In any case, I'm glad I only paid $9.99 for it, but plan to ship it back to Amazon & ask for replacement in the unrated version. (By the way, the plots are silly & the acting is mechanical, but that's not what I'm complaining about.)