1.5/4  Date Movie
Date Movie is an Awful, Terrible, Disastrous movie. It's a spoof, but doesn't really spoof anything, and the things that it does spoof, are scenes that weren't even funny in the actual movie itself. The jokes are terrible and they never kn... (read full)

0.5/4  Stop With the Spoofs!
I really think this might have been the worst movie I have ever seen or pretty close to it. This movie was awful, I hardly could sit through it! It was a pointless movies. Some spoofs really just are not nessacary. It was worse then Epi... (read full)

0.5/4  Should be called "Dumb Movie"
Awful. I did not see this movie by choice. So why did I choose to see it? Well I didn't. My employer use to have this monthly contest where certain people would be rewarded with a free lunch and a movie. We would vote on the movie and I lo... (read full)

1/4  Only Worth Those Few Moments
I chose to review this, because it's actually not as bad as Friedburg and Seltzers' other films. Granted, it is still not by any means "good". There are gaps in the humor throughout, especially when they "try" to actuallly parody a film... (read full)

0.5/4  A Fascinating Look at How to Make a Bad Movie
Awful. Just awful. This movie is just not funny. Sure, some of the comedy is lowbrow, and quite slapstick, but I have enjoyed a few other spoof movies containing the same (emphasis on a few). However, it seems with each new spoof movie... (read full)

3.5/4  Halarious
In conclusion: Freakin' great. This parody film is jam packed with halarious content. It will leave you laughing like crazy. My favorite part was when they were at the restaraunt and he was screaming 'yes' over and over. My overall rating ... (read full)

1.5/4  Date Movie Quick Review
Dumb comedy that is too dependent on other, better spoofs. It's 40% predictable, 45% ridiculous and only about 5% funny (namely the Kill Bill bit). You decide. Final Grade: D+

0.5/4  Date Movie Quick Review
For some reason, Hollywood seems to think we want more of increasingly awful "spoof" films. There must be a deranged and/or brain-dead market out there who actually like these films. This is a pile of, well, you know. Avoid at all costs.

2/5 NOT AS BAD AS I FEARED, BUT STILL... 4.5 OUT OF 10
  by ACEMAN1 (Ripon, California)
I was still willing to give this film a chance, even after seeing the abomination called Disaster Movie (Unrated Widescreen), from the talentless hacks Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (They need to be banned from making films). While Date Movie seems like a masterpiece compared to the horrendous Disaster Movie, it still sucked. This film was nothing more than a boring romantic comedy, with several spoofs of better films thrown in. You have much better comedy options to choose than this.
WHAT IT'S ABOUT: A girl named Julia Jones is an ugly fat chick no one wants, who is seeking love in all the wrong areas, until she gets liposuction from a guy who is supposed to be spoofing Will Smith's character from Hitch (Widescreen Edition) and a crew of people supposed to be spoofing the show Pimp My Ride. She then competes in a show that makes fun of Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire? and wins the love of the handsome British man she falls in love with. But when her fiancee's ex shows up and threatens to destroy the wedding, Julia must stop this ex from ruining the plans.
MUSIC: The music does fit the romantic comedy theme, and it is pretty good. They even threw in some songs from other romantic comedies. However, in this day and age, the Milkshake song has gotten old and tiresome.
ACTING: Most of these actors aren't necessarily bad, but they get dragged down by too many bad jokes and spoofs. The dialogue can also get on your nerves with too much annoying sexual humor and racial slurs.
ACTION: Most of the spoofs are boring or just plain awful. The spoofs get boring because they overkill the jokes, and ruin them. The bad spoofs include the spoof of Kill Bill and wasted every opportunity to make a fun spoof out of that. There are also spoofs of Napoleon Dynamite as well as a few others, but I won't get into that because this film rips far too many films to want to list.
OVERALL: You and your date are better off watching an actual good romantic comedy instead. This film isn't worth your time or money especially when you look at review score averages (6% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes). This film isn't torturous like Disaster Movie, it's just boring and uninspired.
THE GOOD: Some funny spoofs, good music, and decent actors.
THE BAD: Too many awful or boring spoofs, no original ideas of its own, and bad dialogue.

5/5 fck the haters
  by Helene Haviland
great cast and excellant acting a very funny movie one for the hall of fame

3/5 Date Movie
  by Fnb (Patoka, IL USA)
>Very funny! Made in awfully poor taste, just what I like. It absolutely spoofs other movies and television shows to death, leaving one to wonder where can it all end; what with so much ridiculous imitating of other productions going on, it barely has time to follow it's own storyline or plot. Some scenes are just plain gross, in the direct-in your face style that shocks and violates all of your six senses-which more often than not-repels, rather than sets one's affections for the eventual wedding couple;
(let alone any other members of the cast)...However, it is hilarious and over the top, with nonstop ludicrous scene after scene-complete with a happy ending for the two young lovers that none of us would really want to know or meet up with anywhere. If I did I would RUN!-Kevin Griffin...

1/5 Date Movie - unrated version - dvd review
  by Joseph Morris (Elmwood Park, NJ)
Horrible horrible film

Even worse than Superhero Movie. I think

Could be the worst film I've ever seen. What is Willow doing in this trash?

Yikes!

1/5 stupid a$$ movie
  by gooney googoo (new jersey)
i bought this on sale for $5.99 a few months ago, i should've known it was going to be a waste of money since it was so cheap. i didn't even finish watching it. putting it in my pile to goodwill.