3/5 Lukewarm
  by Jami Miller
This movie isn't brilliant. It's creepy. It's disturbing. Which are lusses in my book. But there could have been *so* much more that could have been added to make the storyline plausible. All in all, in my opinion, forgettable. A good one time watch.

5/5 The best Masters of Horror episode yet!
  by Horror Metal Girl 6 (having a cup of tea with Pinhead)
John Landis brings his mix of horror and humor into this very entertaining episode in what has been to me a disappointing series.
George Wendt is convincing as a psychopath with a normal exterior.
He is intelligent, friendly, polite.
He has a house full of murder victims that he has stripped down to the bones, clothed, and placed in various poses throughout his hidden living area.
The episode begins in his basement where he is carefully, almost lovingly giving the latest member of his "family" an acid bath, before assembling the parts to be placed in the living room where the rest of his family "lives". He makes lunch for them, has conversations with them, and we get to see them "alive", as he sees them.
His chance meeting with the new neighbors starts a chain of events leading to a twist of an ending!
Be sure to pay attention in the scene where George Wendt is in the hospital emergency room, where "Dr. Howard and Dr. Fine" are being paged over the P.A. system.
Awesome camera angles, surprising plot twists, and creepiness laced with humor make this episode my favorite so far!

4/5 One of the most enjoyable MOH episodes you'll ever see
  by N. Durham (Philadelphia, PA)
Family, directed by the great John Landis (An American Werewolf in London, Animal House) and written by Brett Hanley (Frailty) stars Cheers veteran George Wendt as a suburban serial killer, who keeps the skeletons of his victims in his home acting as his "family". When new neighbors move in (Meredith Monroe, Matt Keeslar), his life gets further complicated, especially when he starts eyeing the wife as a new addition to his family. What it may lack in the blood and gore department, Family more than makes up with the delicious twists and turns that the episode ends up taking. Wendt is great, and the episode as a whole ends up being one of the best things John Landis has committed to celluloid in quite a while. All in all, Family is one of the most enjoyable Masters of Horror episodes you'll ever see, and is also one of the best as well.

5/5 not for the squeamish.............
  by neenie weenie (texas)
........but if you like grade b horror, then this one is for you. typical masters of horror. great!

5/5 ENJOYABLE HORROR MOVIE
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I REALLY LIKED THIS MOVIE!IT'S DIFFERENT.THE MAN'S TALKING TO HIS NEIGHBORS-AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,HE HEARS THE WIFE SAY CERTAIN THINGS THAT SHE'S NOT SAYING:SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE SAID TO HER HUSBAND.THAT WAS FUNNY IN A WAY BECAUSE THE MAN GETS ALL CONFUSED.THE MAN'S CONSTANTLY LISTENING TO CHURCH MUSIC-WHILE MAKING HIS PERFECT FAMILY.IT'S REALLY A GOOD MOVIE.IT'S A COMPLETELY SURPRISE ENDING.