1/5 TOTAL SEWAGE AND OFFAL!!
  by Gryphon (Texas USA)
This would get a minus -5 star rating if that were possible. Unfortunately the lowest I can give it is a 1.

What a total waste of time and money. Lousy, wooden acting and really cheezy CGI effects that look like they were done by a sleepy five year old.

DO NOT WASTE your money or time on this lousy stinker!

1/5 We are the Stuffed men!
  by RW Griffith (Linear North)
This movie has some of the most painfully bad dialog ever improvised. This movie has special effects that look like they were made for cutscenes for a 16 bit game console. There aren't even any "Transmorphers" in this movie at all until over half an hour in! The focus is on the humans though. The humans have to destroy the "invincible" robots. The Transmorphers are all apparently evil robots who for some reason made the sky dark and killed off 90% of all humanity. This movie is a horrible, putrid waste of time, makes no sense, and features the worst of everything in every category ever. This isn't just one of the worst direct-to-video releases ever, this is one of the worst movies ever.

1/5 Makes SciFi Originals Look Like Lord of the Rings
  by Ian Robbins (Paradise, CA)
Worst movie I have ever seen, and I've seen some real doozies. Special effects are awful, lasers coming out of the guns at odd angles and acting out recoil when gun is not going off, just to name a few. Acting is pitiful, to say no ones career will be launched from this "film" is an understatement. And the audio editing is awful, not to mention the Foley artist should be shot. When it comes down to it its obvious not a lot of time or effort went into this movie. I sometimes enjoy a cheesy movie with awful effects and sub par acting if it seems cared for, this movie however seemed like it was filmed just to have something on the disc while they tried to confuse people into buying it thinking it was Transformers. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

1/5 Transmorphers deserves a negative star rating
  by banzairun (Plano, TX United States)
I thought I'd seen the worst of them but this movie redefined the floor. How bad can it be... I mean, it's sci-fi and it has robots, right? Sort-of. It seems like two-thirds of the movie goes by before seeing much of the robots. Even then, we only see them in short clips. It would be bad enough to say they looked like toys or models. What's worse is that they look like models that were just pulled out of the box and never got painted or stickers. As far as robots go, you would be better off just watching TV and hoping a robot shows up in the commercials.

Ok, so the robots don't really live up, but the movie's probably at least mediocre, otherwise, right? Not even. The Sci-Fi channel has never even run a movie this bad.

Bad enough to be fun, camp, or at least fun to make fun of? Not really. The dialog isn't just bad but stiff and repetitive. Between the quips of daytime soap opera dialog, I think I heard the words, "Copy that," as an acknowledgment twenty or so times.

The script is a patchwork of cliches borrowed from other sci-fi plots. But, oh, the delivery. Remember all the bad full motion video on early 90s PC games? It's worse than that.

I found a single moment of joy in the film as I watched a female pilot sway left and right with a flight control joystick. I kept thinking about how unnatural that looked. Eventually, I started thinking of where I had seen better physical reactions. Star Trek. Yes, even William Shatner's overacting ridiculous take on the Enterprise attacks looked good... even realistic... compared to this... and THAT was funny.

This movie is impressive in one way. In nearly every B-movie, some small aspect of the movie remains decent or even good - whether it's editing, camera work, sound... something. This movie was the perfect storm. The most optimistic of sci-fi lovers will find no consolation prize here. Every aspect of this movie sucks.

2/5 Its not good....but ive seen worse
  by Andre Villemaire (Canada)
Got it for 4 bucks...and its still too much. What we have here is a
company called Asylum spouting out movie after movie and most of them
are bad.
In this one we have high school actresses and actors who are dressed up
for holloween and think they can deliver a movie...think again. Some
of the acting (main character) is passable, but my 4 bucks went for
the special effects.
And please tell me why most of the humans are young and pretty and why real actors/actresses did'nt bother to show up for this movie ...probably
the studio could'nt afford the real stuff..
So they messed up another movie....Gee another coaster.