0.5/4  Help Mike Myers and Don't See This Movie!
This movie was not good in more ways then I can describe. The people I feel bad for are the other actors who had cameos or played parts in this movie. Like Ben Kingsley what kind of terrible dirt dose Mike Myers have on him to get him to... (read full)

1/4  don't waste your time
Wow! I actually think I feel sorry for Mike Myers. Sorry about how horrible and bad this movie was! I really feel that he has done nothing but gone down hill. This is a far fall from Wayne's World and the first Austin Powers. This movie a... (read full)

0.5/4  Love Stinks
I gave up on this with the "Uncle Jack and the Elephant" joke. If the Guru Pitka character had been a minor character in a much better film I probably would have laughed at it but to stretch a one line joke into a feature length film just ... (read full)

1/4  And God Smote Mike Myers
"The Love Guru" was one of the worst disappointments this summer. What a wreck of a story with only a handful of actual comedic lines that made any real sense. The Guru Pitka was too much like an Indian Austin Powers that I was made ill b... (read full)

1.5/4  Mariska Hargitay
Not very impressed.

There were moments during the movie when I laughed... but most of the time I was slightly disappointed.

Too many scenes had the same old, not-as-funny-as-last-time jokes that in a way, brought down my overall app... (read full)

1/4  The Hate Guru
How did I hate this movie? Let me count the ways...

I can't say I was expecting the launch of a new franchise like "Austin Powers", but this one isn't even worth it as a stand-alone. Either I've aged since Mike Myers last created one ... (read full)

0.5/4  The Love Guru Quick Review
With a worst performance made by Mike Myers; The Love Guru stands on a ground that is offensive and uniquely not quite funny.

5/5 Break The Pickle Tickle tickle
  by David A. Smith (Webberville, Mi, USA)
I don't care what anybody says this movie is hilarrious mike myers is freakin hillarious in this movie. it's a must see

1/5 Disappointed
  by B. D. Guy
This was a bootlegged copy. It appeared that it was mailed to me from someone's place of business, as it was bulk mailed from a national bank like US Bank.

I should have known better for the price of $.01

5/5 LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!! AHHHH AMAZING!
  by monira ardell (GRAND JUNCTION CO)
I LOVE THIS MOVIE I COMPLETELY AGREE THIS MOVIE IS NOT VERY FUNNY TO ME BUT MY HUSBAND LAUGHS HIS CHEEKS OFF SO IT DEPENDS ON YOU I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE YOU JUST CANT GET TIRED OF IT ITS VERY ENTERTAINING I AGREE WITH OTHER VIEWERS ITS A LIL MORE STUPID BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH AT LEAST ONCE BUT ITS VERY ENJOYABLE TO WATCH! WITH THE FAMILY ITS A NICE MOVIE MIGH NOT BE HILARIOUS BUT IT HAS ITS THING AND I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE DONT GET TIRED OF WATCHING IT NEITHER DOES MY HUSBAND SO I THINK IT WAS WELL WORTH EVERY PENNY. :)

2/5 Disappointing!
  by Khaled Altaher (Riyadh, NA Saudi Arabia)
Mike Myers plays the role of a Canadian Indian guru who was asked to visit Canada and help a hockey player get back to his girl friend so he can play well again and help his team win. He succeeds in his mission, and he also falls in love with Jessica Alba and gets her to live in India with him.

I don't remember laughing at this film. Even though I was prepared to laugh, however this film didn't do it for me. Perhaps the reason is the excessive jokes based on proverbs that are not even funny.

It is quite disappointing that after the hilarious "Austin Powers", Mike Myers returns to us with the Love Guru.

Didn't like it, and I don't recommend buying it.

1/5 Worst movie of all time possibly?
  by Charles Allen (Knoxville, TN USA)
Was this Mike Myers' evil twin? This was, in my memory, the worst movie I have ever seen. The constant repeatativeness and forced "jokes" down your throat are almost maddening when I consider how much I've like Mike Myers' movies before this. The "character" seems so much like the Austin Powers characters I wonder if this is all he has to offer us now. I enjoyed the music but if a movie is so bad that I have to focus on the music for a positive, that's a really bad movie. Honestly, I would not buy this and I bet those trying to hurry and get rid of their copies of this movie are having a hard time. I hope Mike can come back from this and not have it ruin how people will remember him.