5/5 Whetted my appetite
  by Lauren (New Orleans, LA)
Although I have nothing against porn, I've never really been into it either; so when my boyfriend brought this movie home for us to watch, I wasn't interested. However, he insisted that it was recommended as being "very funny" so I finally caved and agreed to watch with him. I am so glad that I did cave.

Within ten minutes, I was hooked. Evan Stone (the lead male) carries the movie out of ridiculous porno dialogue and into true comedy. His humor is cheeky and risque without being ribald. Steven St. Croix also does a wonderful job of portraying a parody of a macho male--chauvinistic one minute and crying in fetal position the next.

Of the female actresses, Shay Jordan made me giggle with her over-the-top antics, and Katsuni gave a performance that I could have sworn was by a Hollywood actress. Jesse Jane (the leading lady) played her part with tongue-in-cheek awareness, which I appreciated. And if nothing else, the women in this movie are astronomically hot.

After seeing this, I purchased the rated X version, which is even funnier. This movie helped me open up a new genre of entertainment, and I hope that Digital Playground continues to put out Blockbuster adult movies like this one.

5/5 We have the X Rated version. That said...
  by David H. Tremper (Nanuet, New York)
Let's face it, the odds are, if you're going to be watching a movie like this with actors like these, you're probably in the mood for some sort of raunchy fun. Rated R? Knowing this was originally released as an X Rated adult movie, I was surprised to see it on Amazon -- until I saw the rating. I had to write a review and a recommendation.

The movies, "Pirates" and "Stagnetti's Revenge" are actually very well done in a very tongue in cheek manner. As good as you'll see for Adult movies. My wife and I watched the first one on BluRay and were very entertained and laughed quite a bit as the movie rolled on. We (eventually) made it to the end just to literally see how the outcome. Pardon the pun.

If you're looking for the X rated version, go to a site called DVDEMPIRE (dot com) and order it. The BluRay versions are well worth the ~$[...].

The actors, scenes and quality and clarity of the video are very hot, very funny and thoroughly entertaining. Enjoy!

5/5 Was Lucky and Saw "Pirates II" on the Big Screen!
  by Chris (Los Angeles)
A few months ago I heard about a porn being shown on my campus--I attend UCLA. My friends and I had to check it out. While we were expecting cable repair men and pizza guys, what we got was a full blown, special effects driven, feature blockbuster! "Pirates II" rocks! It's funny, sexy, and full of action. There were over a thousand fellow students enjoying the movie with me, and almost half of them were girls. Nobody walked out.

Now the movie has an R-version and I'm a bit surprised how well it holds up. The women are just as hot and the action is just as explosive. Don't expect to see the Disney version of Pirates. "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" has a seemingly huge budget for an adult movie (my guess is $10 million), and the R-version is as good as anything produced for TV. The Disney version is more like $100 million. What you do get is a fun, raunchy sense of humor that makes the voyage totally worth while.

5/5 Pirarates, Stagnetti's Revenge
  by R. Carandang (Los Angeles, Ca)
This movie is so much cooler than most of the stuff on the sci-fi channel and channels like tnt. The cgi is off the hook!!! The fact that the girls are smoking doesn't hurt either. ;) Obviously people will have different opinions of the movie depending on what they are looking for. Pirates 2 is one of those movies you can throw on, sit back, and be entertained for 2 hours. Sometimes those are the best kind of movies. Oh, and the blu-ray looks totally sick!

3/5 Pirates II: Stagnatti's Revenge (R)
  by doug mlink
This is an adult movie that has sexual situations but only shows minor nudity and kissing. Suggestive but not too pornographic, soft porn. Good storyline.