2/5 Disappointing
  by Francis Darmawan (Bellevue, WA USA)
I am still new to the horror movie genre, and maybe I'm a noob at this. But, seriously the movie is nowhere near good. Crispin Glover does what he does best, I can recognize his psychotic face from a mile away and still run like hell. But, the story line and the graphics quality was disappointing. The first few minutes watching the movie I thought "This is not going to go well" but then I realize the name Blake Lively on the cover and was relieved. "Thank goodness" I said, but then I sat through the whole movie only to see Blake enter 5 minutes in the end saying a few lines, looking hot as usual, and capiche. End of movie.

5/5 One of The Over The Top Movies Since HATCHET
  by Daniel A. Foster (Falmouth, MA, USA)
Crispin Glover (FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER, EPIC MOVIE, BACK TO THE FUTURE), Margo Harshman (SORORITY ROW, EVEN STEVENS, FIRED UP!) and Blake Lively (THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 1 & 2, GOSSIP GIRL, ACCEPTED) star in this violently, gory horror movie by William Dear. This movie is full of great killing scenes but it is a cliche horror movie, but still fun. Crispin Glover is such a sketch and Margo Harshman and Blake Lively are so damn hot! I give this movie a 999 out of 5 star rating.

4/5 I had fun with it...
  by G. Stanley (Paola, KS)
If only there was more low budget horror flicks that could deliver like this one... Cheesy, Campy, and Crispin Glover... All in all this film was a riot, for anyone who enjoys a little humor in their horror this one's a MUST.

2/5 Not worth it.
  by Donald A. Prentiss (minneapolis, mn United States)
I like Crispin Glover and i am a huge horror and genre fan, but this movie was weak, really weak. I like movies sometimes that are bad, because they are bad in a way that is funny or even enjoyable. This was a movie that was bad and after it was over I say "I just wasted an hour and a half (or however long it was) of my life on this crap!"

4/5 Simon Says: Bloodbath
  by Ben Wasden (Uriah, AL)
Simon Says is a slasher movie along the lines of Wrong Turn and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, only it has a slap happy Crispin Glover standing in for the cannibals. There's also a lot of dark comedy bits in this one. And one scene reminded me of a scene from Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives, you know where people playing paint ball start getting killed off one by one. Oh, yeah, this movie is gory. If you're tired of PG-13 horror or horror that plays it straight, then give Simon Says a chance. You might just be entertained like I was.