2/5 Hilarious if you're drunk or a 15 year old boy
  by Siskell and Eggbert
It's an ages old love story. You know...one where a short man standing on a box wearing an ape suit with big saggy boobies rips local yokels limb from limb.

First off, the cover art on the dvd is just a bit deceiving. That thing is actually a tad scary, whereas our big boobied sasquatch wouldn't scare a shy three year old.

The movie basically consists of several scenes of "carnage." A twenty-something couple gets stopped by sasquatch (BBS) while driving along a country road. BBS rips the guys arm off and then throws it at the girl killing her too. Light weights!

Then BBS attacks two fishing rednecks. Dave (the writer, director, producer, idiot) has his heart ripped out and shoved in his mouth. Again..BBS rips his arm off and flings it at his friend.

The movie continues with more mayhem and leg and arm ripping. Fun fun fun!

Some crazy broad in a squaw outfit realizes it's her destiny to stop this angry, mean and funny BBS. She and a local newspaper writer hook up to take him on. Local newspaper moron's mother is wonderfully unintentionally hilarious. Of course she's played by the writer, director, producer, idiot's actual mother. She even sings the theme song at the end. It's hauntingly beautiful....if you're smoking crack. Otherwise it pretty much sounds like a cat caught in a revolving door.

Even though there is more chemistry between BBS and the crazy indian broad, of course the movie ends with the dumb duo of squaw and newspaper reporter beating BBS and living happily ever after.

Or do they????????

My advice? Go get a case of beer, invite a few simple-minded friends over and rent the dvd. You can even turn the sound down and make up your own dialogue. It has to be better than the real stuff.



3/5 Must have been fun to make
  by R. Beach
What does a young man having a crisis of faith and a bad combo-over, a woman in an 80's fringed skirt from the Gap posing as an Indian, and an ape suit with the largest areolas ever seen have in common? They are the stars of "Suburban Sasquatch". It would be a really bad movie, except it looks like it was so much fun to make.

1/5 There is no Sasquatch in this movie
  by Gloria - L. A.
The title of this movie should have been "Silly Man in Gorilla Suit". This movie is so bad that we were only able to watch the first 20 minutes of it.. At first I was laughing at how silly this movie was until I remembered how much I paid for it then it made me mad that I wasted my money on it.! I had to give it one star because there is no lower rating than that. They should have at least taken what I paid for it and rented a real scary gorilla costume. This movie should not be listed with any of the Sasquatch movies. Do not waste your money on this movie.

1/5 Who bought their kid a video recorder
  by Avery Houskeeper (Sandy, Utah United States)
Suburban Sasquatch
This DVD was terrible. It is as if a 10 year old and his friends wrote and produced this movie.DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY LIKE I DID MINE.