1/5 Worst movie ever made..... ever
  by Mr. B. K. Watson

I am in tears crying with laughter at these reviews, and it's because I have seen the movie, that what people have written is so funny, so i guess in some weird way I got my money's worth of entertianment simply by watching the film, then comming on here and having a good laugh about it...

now onto the film itself... this is one of the only movies ever where i had to watch it in fast forward, there is a 15 min scene of the cast just walking about, thats 15 whole mins of nothing but walking about in darkness. the sex scenes are arkward and uncomfortable to watch, but i guess the a*** hole director just wanted to abuse his power on the movie to get girls to strip off for him, cos hes such a loser in real life that he can't get a girl...

the scene where he chops off the girl's head is one of the most laughable scenes in movie history.

if you've not seen this film, go out and rent it or buy it (actually buying it is cheaper than renting it) and just see how horrid this film really is....

5/5 HILARIOUS.
  by L. Goodrich (Fairbanks, AK)
This movie is so funny. It is so badly made, so badly written. If you want a good laugh, definitely watch it. Personally, I love how one of the character's names is "Stoner". Obviously well-thought through.

2/5 Good Start, but Goes Downhill Fast
  by Zephyr (USA)
This movie starts out looking like a half-way decent, campy 80's style slasher flick, but it quickly degenerates into a very silly, not-so-scary yawn-a-thon. I give it two stars just because I think the first five minutes were pretty good (all things considered). But the villian is boring and the main characters aren't anybody you'll miss if they get killed. In fact, you'll probably find yourself cheering.

2/5 What Massacre??
  by S.M. (Louisiana)
I won't go into the details of this movie because the Editorial Review Product Discription sums this movie up in a nutshell. As a horror movie fan, when I saw Slaughterhouse and Massacre in the title, I just had to rent this film. Disappointing. You are lead to believe that a really good horror movie awaits you but not so. Another letdown.

1/5 WHAT'S GOIN ON. SOMEONE WAS STONED
  by Lakshey (Sydney , NSW , Australia)
I cannot begin to tell you what's wrong with this movie. It has to be the WORST movie I have ever seen in my life. Forget about a Horror flick. This pathetic attempt doesnt have a genre.
I wouldn't give this movie any stars. It is soooo S**T that a horse with a camera could make a better movie.

OK I am at the movie store and I see this movie titled "sickle" WTF???. the plot looks good and the cover looks decent enough. I go home and chuck it in. First thing is some softcore porn scene which suggest the rating of R. Then we go to a party where 2 lesbo's make out for no reason watsoever. The acting is shoty, i can't believe they call themselves actors. The guy stoner looked like he was stoned the whole time he was on set and stoned the rest of the crew and actors along with himself. Then it goes on and on pointlessy with the worst camera work in history. A Blind horse with one leg could do better camera work. The lighting is pathetic. The slaughterhouse is lit up where you can see everything and the actors use a torch. This movie sucks so much I can't believe I paid $1.30 to rent this movie. Watching, this movie isn't worth S**TING on it's soo bad. there is nooo blood or gore when killing happens ,it is just downright F****D UP. If these people were making a funny joke, they didn't even accomplish that. I wonder how much money they lost on this movie.

PS: THE ACTING,CAMERAWORK,LIGHTING and EFFECTS WERE HALF-A** PIECES OF S**T. I could do a better job with my home camera.