2/5 Slight Improvement (Why Didn't They Make Just One Sequel Instead of Two)
  by Tsuyoshi (Kyoto, Japan)
"Feast 3: The Happy Finish" picks up where "Feast II: Sloppy Seconds" left off. What will happen to Honey Pie (Jenny Wade) who survived the massacre in the previous entry? How about the wresters and bikers? The rooftop opening will show you and beware, it is much worse (and darkly funnier) than hapless teenagers in "Final Destination."

"Feast 3: The Happy Finish" follows the story of the survivors of "Feast II" and some new characters that show up in this deserted town. The film is certainly an improvement on the second installment, but not much. It still suffers from slack moments where almost nothing happens. Jokes are gross and outlandish (the "Rambo 3" joke, for instance), but that is a good thing here. There is a nice song at the end of the film, too. The problem is we need more of them. Much more.

Several new characters arrive, including "The Prophet" (Josh Blue) who, it seems, can control the monsters, and "Jean Claude Segal" (Craig Henningsen), a karate kid (check out his name). They are interesting initially, but it turns out they have little to do in the thin story. The sewer part is painfully slow, and ... why the sewer in the first place?

John Gulager's two "Feast" sequels are perhaps a missed opportunity. And ... Why didn't they make just one instead of two?

4/5 More Monster & Midget Mayhem!
  by Brian Lueth (Chicago, IL United States)
Folks, I don't care what anybody says, the Feast series is THE ONLY SERIES that has maintained a constant barrage of gore, monsters, perversion, nudity and all-out bizarrity throughout without taking a breath. Just when you think Gulager can't possibly assault our senses any more than he already had in Feast, he does it again...harder...in part 2. Just to be on the safe side though he throws in lesbian bikers, Mexican midget wrestlers and the nonconsentual violation of an adorable cat. In other words, the Gulager and the writers are geniuses.

Not to be outdone though, Feast 3 piles on ludicrous carnage, man-violation, bloody hooters, mutants, the mentally handicapped and BY GOD AN ARMLESS MARTIAL ARTIST. Feast 3 is a wild, unfettered celebration of all that makes horror so exciting, entertaining and downright sexy as hell! You haven't lived until you've see Clu Gulager attempt to recreate a scene from Rambo that leads to hilariously explosive results. Warped folks, this film is warped.

I cannot recommend renting this. Nope, I HIGHLY recommend you purchase it though. If you've got the first two, you're guaranteed going to get this film but if you don't have any of them, do yourself a favor and rent all three and watch them one after another. This is by far the best, and most original, franchise in the genre today.

5/5 FUNNY BLOODY TRIOLOGY
  by DON MARIO (BERLIN)
The third chapter of feast got a sense of humor what splatter-movies must have,when there will be good!But you've must seen the other both to enjoy this one.These Triology is one Splatter-sensation of the last year!
Are you a horrorfan?Let's make a Feast-night!

2/5 lousy third installment
  by Jeffrey M. Sible (hopwood pa. usa)
loved the first two, the third was shot too much in dark, and used the stupid camera shake effect way too much, loved the first two, hated the third

1/5 well,well,well......i wasnt disappointed !
  by the mook (brooklyn, ny United States)
this was as awful as i thought it would be. i even ''turned my brain off'' to make sure i was as dumb as possible. i hid the remote and got out my dunce cap and drool cup. i was ready for some pre school enjoyment!

even though i dumbed myself down to a gumdrop, i was unable to enjoy this mutt. it was more of the same uber-nonsense part 2 was. again, i found myself bored. silliness for the sake of silliness doesnt do it for me. it wasnt all out ha-ha funny (so why do they try? why not do a straight up HORROR for once ?). it wasnt at all scary. no ''horror'' was to be found and again the gore was childish. such desperate attempts are similar to comedies that rely on fart jokes for laughs.

fans of pt 2 cheered for the outrageous antics of its charactors. they cite ''over the top'' antics as stuff cult legends are made of. being a true hardcore HORROR/GORE fan, this series got tamer as it went. if a horror movie manages to fit in SOME humor and/or ''over the top'' moments, fine. but it has to make sense. i can suspend my belief but so much. if all involved couldnt muster up enough talent to make a very good horror/comedy amalgam, at least pick one and go all out.

those who liked pt 2 will probably force themselves to enjoy this as well.